Saturday, January 28, 2012

1st January Post

Write an imaginary dialogue between you and a roommate late at night when the lights are out and neither of you can sleep.


Me: Yo roommate!
Roommate: What
Me: I cant sleep
Roommate: Me neither
Me: So how are you?
Roommate: What??
Me: how are you? is that such a hard question?
Roommate: Its 3 am on a school night and i cant go to sleep. i am real jolly.
Me: good
Roommate: Shut Up!
Me: So do you know what is there for breakfast tomorrow?
Roommate: No, why?
Me: If there are chocos or honey loops then we will have to get up early.
Roommate: Holy Crap you are right!
Me: Are you sure you dont know?
Roommate: Of course I know if I dont know.
Me: You wanna open the computer and check?
Roommate: Lets check, we dont wanna miss good breakfast.
Me: get up and do it
Roommate: do what?
Me: check of course.
Roommate: you do it i am cozy in bed
Me: i am also cozy in bed.
Roommate: fine then dont
Me: at least well have eggs to eat
Roommate: We always have eggs
Me: that is what i said
Roommate: no u didnt
Me: is roommate 2 still awake?
Roommate: i can hear him snoring
Roommate 2: I am awake a**h****
Roommate: oh.. so how are you?
Roommate 2: what?
Roommate: ntn
Me: do u know what is there for breakfast?
Roommate 2: if i did then i would have told u long ago, am sick of hearing crap about breakfast
Me: wow that hurts man
Me: Yo roommate!
Roommate: What
Me: I cant sleep
Roommate: Me neither
Me: So how are you?
Roommate: What??
Me: how are you? is that such a hard question?
Roommate: Its 3 am on a school night and i cant go to sleep. i am real jolly.
Me: good
Roommate: Shut Up!
Me: So do you know what is there for breakfast tomorrow?
Roommate: No, why?
Me: If there are chocos or honey loops then we will have to get up early.
Roommate: Holy Crap you are right!
Me: Are you sure you dont know?
Roommate: Of course I know if I dont know.
Me: You wanna open the computer and check?
Roommate: Lets check, we dont wanna miss good breakfast.
Me: get up and do it
Roommate: do what?
Me: check of course.
Roommate: you do it i am cozy in bed
Me: i am also cozy in bed.
Roommate: fine then dont
Me: at least well have eggs to eat
Roommate: We always have eggs
Me: that is what i said
Roommate: no u didnt
Me: is roommate 2 still awake?
Roommate: i can hear him snoring
Roommate 2: I am awake a**h****
Roommate: oh.. so how are you?
Roommate 2: what?
Roommate: ntn
Me: do u know what is there for breakfast?
Roommate 2: if i did then i would have told u long ago, am sick of hearing crap about breakfast!
Me: wow that hurts man

Roommate: i know... damn man.. be cool...
Roommate 2: wat have i done?
Me: the think you are calling 'crap', is something we eat man, its food
Roommate 2: just shut up!
Me: okay i gotta get some sleep
Roommate: yea me too, good night
Me: good night
Roommate 2: aahh... good night....


10 comments:

confused soul said...

It sounds like you me and namsay man... be creative !! lol

Nyan Cat said...

Nice! So much creativity and such brilliant use of the English language. Let's frame this up in our room. I think you repeated a portion of it though.

varunkedia said...

is that what you really talk about at three in the morning, is this true or fiction? did u copy paste again to make it look big or was it a mistake? recheck you blogs

Harshit said...

I expected nothing less from you Shubhankar.
And with a person like Bhakla, Varun I would not doubt it to be real.
But seriously at three in the morning you will be talking about breakfast. Foodie :P

Bidushi said...

Through this essay of yours, I can hardly deduce much about you. I can tell that you love breakfast, that you have two good roommates, and that you have repetitive conversations. I think for this essay to be better, you need to talk a little more ... in depth. Be more creative, more deep. Invent something dramatic that will show us the kind of person you are!

stonerkid said...

wow Bakla! i find it really funny coming from you considering you fall asleep at 11 o'clock, just so you can have a shower.

swp said...

Now I see why you sleep in class. And what is wrong with you? talking about breakfast at midnight. Well I am sure these aren't the exact word you guys used since it is to criative. College essays are ment to describe yourself, however, I cannot find anything sepcial or important about you other than sleeping late and talking to your roomate about breakfast.

r said...

I agree with Bidushi. This conversation only shows how you anticipate breakfast before sleeping. You should have a deeper conversation.

nngn said...

i see that you have kind of boring conversations at night. You guys should talk about something else and it shows that you guys are very "deep". You should try to stay quiet and sleep, that would probably help you guys to sleep faster.

nngn said...

i see that you have kind of boring conversations at night. You guys should talk about something else and it shows that you guys are very "deep". You should try to stay quiet and sleep, that would probably help you guys to sleep faster.