Saturday, January 28, 2012

1st January Post

Write an imaginary dialogue between you and a roommate late at night when the lights are out and neither of you can sleep.


Me: Yo roommate!
Roommate: What
Me: I cant sleep
Roommate: Me neither
Me: So how are you?
Roommate: What??
Me: how are you? is that such a hard question?
Roommate: Its 3 am on a school night and i cant go to sleep. i am real jolly.
Me: good
Roommate: Shut Up!
Me: So do you know what is there for breakfast tomorrow?
Roommate: No, why?
Me: If there are chocos or honey loops then we will have to get up early.
Roommate: Holy Crap you are right!
Me: Are you sure you dont know?
Roommate: Of course I know if I dont know.
Me: You wanna open the computer and check?
Roommate: Lets check, we dont wanna miss good breakfast.
Me: get up and do it
Roommate: do what?
Me: check of course.
Roommate: you do it i am cozy in bed
Me: i am also cozy in bed.
Roommate: fine then dont
Me: at least well have eggs to eat
Roommate: We always have eggs
Me: that is what i said
Roommate: no u didnt
Me: is roommate 2 still awake?
Roommate: i can hear him snoring
Roommate 2: I am awake a**h****
Roommate: oh.. so how are you?
Roommate 2: what?
Roommate: ntn
Me: do u know what is there for breakfast?
Roommate 2: if i did then i would have told u long ago, am sick of hearing crap about breakfast
Me: wow that hurts man
Me: Yo roommate!
Roommate: What
Me: I cant sleep
Roommate: Me neither
Me: So how are you?
Roommate: What??
Me: how are you? is that such a hard question?
Roommate: Its 3 am on a school night and i cant go to sleep. i am real jolly.
Me: good
Roommate: Shut Up!
Me: So do you know what is there for breakfast tomorrow?
Roommate: No, why?
Me: If there are chocos or honey loops then we will have to get up early.
Roommate: Holy Crap you are right!
Me: Are you sure you dont know?
Roommate: Of course I know if I dont know.
Me: You wanna open the computer and check?
Roommate: Lets check, we dont wanna miss good breakfast.
Me: get up and do it
Roommate: do what?
Me: check of course.
Roommate: you do it i am cozy in bed
Me: i am also cozy in bed.
Roommate: fine then dont
Me: at least well have eggs to eat
Roommate: We always have eggs
Me: that is what i said
Roommate: no u didnt
Me: is roommate 2 still awake?
Roommate: i can hear him snoring
Roommate 2: I am awake a**h****
Roommate: oh.. so how are you?
Roommate 2: what?
Roommate: ntn
Me: do u know what is there for breakfast?
Roommate 2: if i did then i would have told u long ago, am sick of hearing crap about breakfast!
Me: wow that hurts man

Roommate: i know... damn man.. be cool...
Roommate 2: wat have i done?
Me: the think you are calling 'crap', is something we eat man, its food
Roommate 2: just shut up!
Me: okay i gotta get some sleep
Roommate: yea me too, good night
Me: good night
Roommate 2: aahh... good night....